The Post-Cheated-On Girl on Girl
So here's the deal... If you are above your 20s, chances that you were cheated on are pretty high, whether you're a lady or a gentlemen or anything close enough.
Now as a "lady" (or something close enough) myself, I feel the need to share this thing that my fellow ladies/girls/women/whatever tend to do and that annoys me somehow.
Situation is you've been cheated on, you're a mess and so your Super Girl Friends run to your rescue following a certain rescue technique that goes as follow:
Step 1: That girl on girl support, the I feel for you sista/ screw them kind of love, the confidence booster, the kind that makes you feel that the entire world is at your feet:
- "OMG he/she's such a ***** (insert swearword)! I canNOT believe he/she cheated on you with that ***** (insert other swearword)"
- "Believe me you ARE better off without them"
- "They don't deserve you, it's a 100% their loss"
- "There are a million other ***** (insert gender, depending on one's sexual orientation) a million times better who will love you truly and faithfully"
Step 2: The it's time to move on talk, the don't worry I'm here for you and won't let you fall again speech:
- "No way! you are not getting back together"
- "I'm not letting you fall for their lies again, I am doing this for you! to protect you"
- "You don't love them, you're just still under shock/ hurt. You'll thank me later"
- "This is not any mistake! It doesn't JUST HAPPEN! You cannot believe them! They are fooling you again! Remember: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice... You know this"
- "You need to forget about them and carry on with your life. No you are not alone, I am here for you. ***** (insert girl #1 name), ***** (insert girl #2 name), ***** (insert girl #3 name) ... ***** (insert girl #WTF name)! we're all here for you."
- "You're too nice! Trust me, if I were you I wouldn't even acknowledge their existence anymore. CHEAT ON ME? That's the last thing they'd do in their sad lives"
Step 3: The everyday reminder of how pretty you look, how comfortable you "new" life is, how free you are, how blabla you blabla... as long as it is the culprit-free life. Yeah the one in which you are single again! But hey! "Single AND proud" because your girl friends say so, and "You life is so much better now that it is drama-free" because, (yes, you guessed) your girl friends say so.
Now the brokenhearted disappointed hurt broken piece of human that you are at that early stage of the single life will enjoy every word your girl friends say to you, them who truly love you and know you more than anyone else. You will appreciate the attention, you will love to share the first type of anger towards the person who cheated on you and the second type of anger towards the third party that was at the origin of all of this...
Bottom line, your girl friends understand you, feel for you and you love them for being there for you, for boosting your morale, for supporting you and for being a source of strength for you to move on with your life, start a brighter chapter step by step. Even if at times you feel like you can't do it, you imagine how they would rock and roll if they were in your situation, and you get inspired.
Nothing equals such friendships, and you promised yourself you'd be there for them girl friends, to return the support and help you received when they need it.
And knowing human nature, one of your girl friends, if not all, will eventually sit on that pity party chair and wear the crown of the cheated on's.
Oh boy.... this is so bad.... why do people do this?
You know exactly how it feels... you want to cry with them, scream with them, badmouth every piece of the souls of the culprits- if they have any... tshh-
You start planning help missions disguised in Girls Nights Out and let them mix so much poison, by 2 am, they wouldn't even recognize you.
Oh boy... you're ready! Bring it on sadness! You am pumped, you are there for your friends just like they were there for you. You're not gonna let them slide back into the cheater's arms, you're not gonna let them be fooled by the lies and fake promises they will get told...
Until she hits you with "yeah, they cheated, but they apologized. I know they really love me. Everyone makes mistakes. I forgave them"And BAM, back together, snogging in the corner during that party you were supposed to be her date for; girl power and all that crap.
Oh boy... WAIT WHAT? Sorry... Rewind please! You forgave them?
What happened to all the "you deserve better", the "no way I am letting you fall for their lies again? all the "this is not any mistake" and the "fool me once fool me twice fool me bizillice phrase"?
Oh boy... you also wanted to forgive your cheater. You also know they truly loved you. They apologized to you too... But girl friend said if she were you she would **** (insert bullshit 1)... if she were you she wouldn't **** (insert bullshit 2). And you followed, because she knows better and you trust her. Now she is you , You've been in her situation before, and all she finds to say to you is "you don't understand, what we have is unique."
What they have is uni... what? Does that mean what you had was....
Oh boy... You just got slapped by something along the lines of "no absolutely NOT, you can't even be friends with them after what they did to you" and something along the other lines of "yes, you know, he/she cheated on me more than once but I love him/her, so I am back with him/her" from the exact same person.
Oh yeah, this exact same thing in the paragraph right above happened to me, personally, yes me the person writing all this... And I witnessed it so many times I lost count...
It really bothers me. It annoys me... Why do we do this though? What is it? Hypocrisy? Fear? Denial?
I would really love to know how many of us women have done, been part of or witnessed such thing. And if anyone has an explanation, please I'm all ears, because personally there is nothing I can come up with to explain such behavior.