My 10 Facts/Tips About Life
(Notice: These facts are from my own perspective of life! You might agree you might disagree!)
1. "Water boils at 100°C". This one fact will always come to my mind first, I am sure I will never forget it.
2. "Cats are mean". Okay so, I might be getting some hate from cat-lovers, but in my opinion (shared by a huge number of people) cats are mean, indeed. After all this is MY facts about life, and I'm more dogs than cats!
3. "If you fall, people around you will laugh. Unless you fall of a bridge, a cliff or a skyscraper". The lesson here is: better for you to have people laugh for you than cry at you... that means you're still alive!
4. "Too much computer eats your brain. If you're still alive, then you're living in the Matrix". You're reading this, you're alive, you're in the Matrix.
5. "Labor pain is the worse pain a human being can feel. Therefore guys, be understanding please, even though you are lucky as hell for not having to go through it." I seize this small chance to share this video with you where a doctor (Dr. Julie Masters, if I'm not mistaken) tried to simulate the labor pain to 2 guys through electrode simulations that will give some contractions similar to the labor contractions.
ENJOY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppzV6hoPkIc
6. "The capital of Brazil isn't Rio de Janeiro... It's Brasilia". Learn your geography guys!
7. "People who swear a lot happen to be more honest than others." (I'm not encouraging though, just stating facts here!)
8. "If people laugh at your goals and ambitions, that means 2 things:
1- they are jealous they didn't have this idea before you did.
2- your goals or ambitions are big enough for you to follow them"
And I quote Azim Premji here, Indian business tycoon and philanthropist, and he said "If people are not laughing at your goals, your goals are too small..."
9. "Cockroaches can live several weeks with their heads cut off." Then you wonder why these creatures freak the sh*t out of me??? Especially when they have wings and can FLY!!!!!!! Oh God! Help us survive!!!
10. "Aliens do exist and they are watching us from above while we are being messed up, stupid, always angry, not thankful and not happy enough, fighting for no reason, killing each other... and they are laughing at us and at our ignorance". Carry on with this attitude humans and we'll never get the awesome chance to meet them Aliens!!!!!! ALL OUR FAULT!
And that's it, 10 facts/tips about life from my own perspective. If you have other facts, you're welcome to share them with me! I'm interested to know what you think!
Also, I seize this chance to wish a Happy 156th Birthday to the awesome Max Planck, THE theoretical physicist who originated the "Quantum Theory"! Thanks for making my life harder dude and for giving me one more theory to study -_____-!
Peace!
Random picture: Beautiful Shanghai, Summer 2009. |
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