Sunday, April 27, 2014

15 Things You Shouldn't Do

15 Things You Shouldn't Do





1- Make a promise you cannot keep.
2- Postpone to later what you can do now. Later is another time and there is something else that has to be done when later comes.
3- Get drunk and start texting people. You will rarely get something good out of it.
4- Leave someone's room and leave their door open. You will just bring hatred on yourself and they will most probably just call you back to ask you to close the door.
5- Pretend to be talking on your phone when you haven't checked if it was on silent mode or not. Imagine the embarrassment when your phone starts ringing in the middle of your so-interesting/important conversation.
6- Use the toilet without checking if you have toilet paper.
7- Get angry at your boyfriend, not tell him the reason why you are pissed off and expect him to figure it out by himself. Unless you are dating the Wizard of Oz girl, get yourself together and use your tongue... to speak... (works also for drama kings, aka boys)
8- Laugh and tell stories of your life with the loudest voice you can ever get in public places. No one cares about how you beat your record in Flappy Bird.
9- Make up stories and lies about people and things then forget them (the stories).
10- Ignore the hygiene of your teeth. They are literally one of the very first things people will ever see in you. You don't want to scare that pretty lady or that boss hiring you with the 50 shades of yellow on your teeth.
11- Have all SNS applications on your phone because that will actually turn you into a non-social person.
12- Think too much before making a decision. The more you think the more time your brain will have to come up with doubts and what if's. Just make one decision and assume the consequences whatever they are.
13- Stalk people then pretend it's such an amazing “coincidence” that you met in the same mall in the same store at the same time, you two of all people, right here of all places.
14- Call someone's name then say “nothing... just forget about it”. If you are opening your mouth, do it properly or zip it for life.
15- Say the word “cute” in a supposed-to-be-cute way, with a high pitched voice because it brings up murderer instincts in most people around you, and if they kill you, they will have to go to jail for it, so you ruined your life (because you're dead now), your killer's life (because he/she is in jail now) as well as the life of everyone who cares for any of you two (because they either lost you or him/her). Don't be selfish, learn how to pronounce the word properly or don't say it. This is valid for all languages and dialects.


Thanks for reading! If you have any other don't you think I can add to my list, let me know!
Other than that, my little brother loves to make videos, and I edit them for him. We just had one video posted on my channel on youtube few days ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HnQfHCi1I
Throw a thumbs up here, a comment there, it actually means more to him than to me. Also we might film more videos together if he asks me to.

Graciaaaas~~ ^_^

1 comment:

  1. hahhah Hilarious! I will follow but then help me deal with the consequences

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