15 Things You Shouldn't Do
1- Make a promise
you cannot keep.
2- Postpone to later
what you can do now. Later is another time and there is something
else that has to be done when later comes.
3- Get drunk and
start texting people. You will rarely get something good out of it.
4- Leave someone's
room and leave their door open. You will just bring hatred on
yourself and they will most probably just call you back to ask you to close the door.
5- Pretend to be
talking on your phone when you haven't checked if it was on silent
mode or not. Imagine the embarrassment when your phone starts ringing
in the middle of your so-interesting/important conversation.
6- Use the toilet
without checking if you have toilet paper.
7- Get angry at your
boyfriend, not tell him the reason why you are pissed off and expect
him to figure it out by himself. Unless you are dating the Wizard of
Oz girl, get yourself together and use your tongue... to speak... (works also for drama kings, aka boys)
8- Laugh and tell
stories of your life with the loudest voice you can ever get in
public places. No one cares about how you beat your record in Flappy
Bird.
9- Make up stories
and lies about people and things then forget them (the stories).
10- Ignore the
hygiene of your teeth. They are literally one of the very first
things people will ever see in you. You don't want to scare that
pretty lady or that boss hiring you with the 50 shades of
yellow on your teeth.
11- Have all SNS
applications on your phone because that will actually turn you into a
non-social person.
12- Think too much
before making a decision. The more you think the more time your brain
will have to come up with doubts and what if's. Just make one
decision and assume the consequences whatever they are.
13- Stalk people
then pretend it's such an amazing “coincidence” that you met in
the same mall in the same store at the same time, you two of all
people, right here of all places.
14- Call someone's
name then say “nothing... just forget about it”. If you are
opening your mouth, do it properly or zip it for life.
15- Say the word
“cute” in a supposed-to-be-cute way, with a high pitched voice
because it brings up murderer instincts in most people around you,
and if they kill you, they will have to go to jail for it, so you
ruined your life (because you're dead now), your killer's life
(because he/she is in jail now) as well as the life of everyone who
cares for any of you two (because they either lost you or him/her).
Don't be selfish, learn how to pronounce the word properly or don't
say it. This is valid for all languages and dialects.
Thanks for reading! If you have any other don't you think I can add to my list, let me know!
Other than that, my little brother loves to make videos, and I edit them for him. We just had one video posted on my channel on youtube few days ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HnQfHCi1I
Throw a thumbs up here, a comment there, it actually means more to him than to me. Also we might film more videos together if he asks me to.
Graciaaaas~~ ^_^
hahhah Hilarious! I will follow but then help me deal with the consequences
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